Sunday, May 31, 2009

I LUH YOU BOOOOO BOOOOO

So im lookin for a gift for the shorty but cant decide what to get her... i was thinkin shoes... jewelry... a midget ya know small things... but i just realized the best gift to give someone is your life... So when ever you see someone you love just walk up to them and put a gun in your mouth... If they try and stop you from blowing your brains out then thats love ... real love damn it... But if they let you blow your brains out turn the gun on them and shoot them in dome piece cuz its very apparent they dont give 2 shits about you... Or if youre a guy after sex tell the girl the condom broke and if she flips shit just put your pants on and walk away but if she doesnt flip still put your pants on and walk away cuz lord know how many times thats happened b4 you... its obvious its happened b4 when she says "o really damn"

DATING!!!!!
why is dating so fuckin weird... why do people feel obligated to take random people out for a night on the town "to get to know them"... Dont people realize the person they are sitting across the table from really isnt the person they are sitting across the table from... its pretty much a spokes person for the better part of that person... Most people are weird as shit... THATS WHY THEY ARE SINGLE... or maybe they are one of those who are just waiting for that knight or princess to come along and swoop them off their feet... It aint gunna happen, sorry to burst your bubble and all but its the truth... No relationship is perfect so finding the perfect person who never argues is impossible... someone once told me if you dont argue that means you dont care.... all the good ones are taken(im pretty sure im taken... or atleast i think so and im sure im not gay)or either gay.... well i guess if youre hay then you have a pretty good chance at finding someone

SKL329 I LUHH U BOOO( lol im sure by tomorrow after she sees this i will know if im taken or not)

NUT MY PANTS



why would you ever want to do somthin like this... im glad he decided to do it cuz i love to watch it

BEST ADVICE EVER

so i wish this song was out b4 i had the mini me cuz then maybe my story would be different o ps I LOVE YOU MAI!!!!!!!! YOU MY NIGGA BOOOOOOOO



DONT TRUST A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

KID CUDI- DAT NEW NEW viking remix



VIKING REMIX KID CUDI-DAT NEW NEW

I dont know how many of you have been sittin around listenin to O TOWNS liqiud dreams but this remix gives me liquid dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry you all had to watchin this rando kid durring the whole song but im sure PJ(the viking) got a kick out of it

SAND PAPER BLOW JOB



You are so Kinky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRACK IS BACK



Damn when i grow up i sure as hell hope im just like this guy... i mean who need teeth and sanity anyway?????????????

MASTERBATING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW

Fuckin shit hello everyone and welcome to my blog jank... ill tell you a bit since im sittin here bored watchin the MTV AWARDS( which are fuckin awesome ). So pretty much im a creeper a lurker a weirdo or whatever you call your local stalker in your hood... most people call the cops but you cant do that since im on the internet...

What im gunna be blogging about:
Jack shit... im gunna blog about how i creep around on the internet or in your bushes at night lookin through your window watching you change into your jammies...

When im gunna be blogging:
Never so never check this shit... and if you do check it youre just as much of a creeper as i am and i love you for that... i heart you boo boo

Why im gunna be blogging:
Cuz i can... plus who else is gunna tell the world about the time you farted while you were gettin head from a dime ass sprout if i dont?